Don’t ever write anything. Or, better yet, don’t ever say the words “I’m a writer.” As soon as you do, you’ll be hearing the same question over and over, ad infinitum for the rest of your life: “Well, what do you write?”
It’s a difficult question to answer – not because I don’t write, but because I write all the time. I don’t know how to do anything but write. I couldn’t stop being a writer if I tried – actually, I have tried.